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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Green Lantern 2.0 (Jester's Version)


When Green Lantern hit theaters this past summer, I had no desire to watch another DC comics failure. NBM guest writer "Superman" had different thoughts and he scribed the review for this film a couple of days after it's theatrical release, then he bought it on Blu Ray when it came out, and finally he loaned it to me. It sat there for over a month waiting for me to have nothing better to watch or do. Now that I have seen it, I feel I must write some words about it. It did not exceed my expectations and it did not fall short of my expectations. Truth be told I had very little expectations to begin with, which suck because I do love Ryan Reynolds. I am not a comic book guy, however I do like the stories that have spawned an entire generation of decent to fantastic comic book films. Marvel definitely has the edge on the market, and by that I do not mean in terms of characters. The characters do have a lot to do with a film, but overall, it's the direction and story that make or break it. Marvel has had a few flubs along the way, but since X-Men broke over 11 years ago, the success rate for a Marvel movie is very high. Maybe they have been doing it long enough to understand the formula. Hal Jordan (Reynolds) is the son of a military pilot, so naturally that is what he wants to be. He is one, and a cocky one at that. No accountability whatsoever for any of his actions. He is a selfish pilot, a selfish man, and a selfish lover. That last one is merely an observation on my part. When an alien ship crashes to Earth, the Alien's "costume jewelry" chooses Hal as this Aliens predecessor in the Green Lantern corps. After Hal inherits his ring, he is the first human to be in the corps, and he doesn't know what that means. He doesn't even know what the corps is or does. He does know he has to speak the oath to the lantern which is the funniest scene in the movie...."To infinity and beyond the Power of Greyskull. Amen" The CG is extreme and the story is mediocre. If you are a comic book guy, I'm sure you knew all the players in the film. I, however, thought Sinestro (Mark Strong) was a baddie from all the trailers I watched. I pay attention and read a lot of movie news and spoiler sites and the fact that I was wrong about such a detail proves that the marketing campaign for Green Lantern sucked. They didn't do their jobs to promote what the movie was. They expected everyone to know everything about this Green Lantern world, and that's just not the case. Hal is the first Human in the corps, and this bothers some of the other corps members. You see to be a Green Lantern, you must not have fear, and it is Human nature to be fearful. After a couple of cool scenes, and a few good jokes it comes to an end. As I have always preached here at No Bad Movies, I never regret watching any movie, but whether I watch it again usually determines how I feel about it. I will never watch this again and depending on whether or not I like you will determine if I tell you to watch it or not. Now that see how I feel, here is a link to the original Lantern review from Superman.

Jester rates the Green Lantern - Good

Monday, June 20, 2011

Green Lantern




Clark Kent here writing about a fellow DC comic Superhero, The Green Lantern.  First off, let me start by saying indeed there are No Bad Movies, but it is a historical fact proven over the millenia that there are NEVER any Bad Super Hero Movies.  So there lies the heart of my review.
The Kent family has been planning a trip to see Green Lantern for some time. It was a celebration of my youngest offsprings 5th B-day. Also it just looked cool in the previews as well.  The fact that a purple alien can crash land on my planet and a mystical green ring, about the size of my high school ring in fact, can choose me to be the protector of one of the realms of the universe.  I was interested and ready to put in my application for the next opening.  Hal Jordan, typical fighter pilot jock/narcissist had the very specifics that the job required when the ring went searching for its' next recipient.  Hal isn't even sure why he was chosen hence the internal battle he must take on as well as the battle with the evil forces that threaten the core of our very universe.  Hal goes through a crash course in Green Lantern training 101 and learns that whatever he can think the ring helps him do. It creates what each lantern thinks and that is the very power of the ring. 
Green Lantern has all the wow factors of other superhero movies. Super Hero's special calling with super powers included, girl love interest, humorous sidekick, creepy bad guy, and cool special effects.  May not have been the best of superhero movies but indeed a fun one and entertaining one to watch. 

I give it a thumbs up rating of Awesome!

P.S. The picture I added is what Superman would look like as the Green Lantern.  "I Pledge Allegiance to a Lantern."